do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
driving past your old elementary school like
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual